PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie